So today was a day of Unexpected Conversations. I rented a car for the weekend (they gave me a bright red Aveo) and as Jay the Enterprise Guy was driving me back to the store, somehow in the ten minutes that took we introduced ourselves, covered my career (which he actually THANKED me for doing once he got the hang of what it was), his sex life, ( Read more... )

Okay. A few weeks ago, I saw this on the side of a recently-remodeled church on a main road that I don't drive down that often, maybe once a month. I did a double-take. I went back a few days ago and took a picture because it's just too weird looking.


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Human beings do things for rational reasons sometimes. We wear seat ( Read more... )

I am standing in line with a handful of cleaning products, additions to my arsenal in my ongoing war against my horrible fiberglass shower tub surround which gets dingy if you look at it crosseyed and won't get clean no matter what I do to it. At the counter are three young guys buying cigarillos...if they were over 18 it was just barely. CVS is ( Read more... )

Lately, it seems like every time I turn around, somebody is talking ( Read more... )

I just made up a new curse word ( Read more... )

I wracked my brains trying to think of something interesting to post about today, but nothing's jumping up and biting me ( Read more... )

1. I'm really hungry and waiting for lunch ( Read more... )

I had this feeling I'd be spamming LJ today. And behold how right I was.

My bathroom cleaning difficulties of last night accompanied by near-asphyxiation on bleach fumes led me to think about Death By Innocent Object. I bet a lot of us had moments when we were nearly killed by something innocuous or stupid, not something more traditionally ( Read more... )

The hot, Sean Connery-looking Bulgarian guy talked to me.

Heeeee.